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Wear the setup
The illustrated question lives on the front, readable enough to invite curiosity without explaining the whole joke.
The Groan-Up Collection
Dad jokes,
front to back.
The question lands on the front. The punchline waits on the back. Original retro-cartoon tees built for dads, pun enthusiasts, and anyone willing to wear the setup.
Buy 2+ items and use code iamnotarobot for free US shipping.
Original illustrations•Front setup•Back punchline•Maximum groan
A two-sided comedy system
Every shirt makes people earn the punchline.
Each design is a tiny social experiment: strangers read the question, wait for you to turn around, then reward you with the eye roll you came for.
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Turn for the reveal
The back delivers the punchline through a second original illustration—because timing matters, even on a T-shirt.
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Collect the groan
Enjoy the laugh, sigh, delayed realization, or deeply disappointed nod. All four count as applause.
Choose your material
Pick your punchline.
Seven jokes are currently available. More groan-worthy designs are already in development.
“I’ll wear the question. You’ll have to follow me for the answer.”
Built for conversation
Not just a slogan on a shirt.
Two original illustrations
Every shirt gives both sides a job: establish the joke, then make the visual payoff land.
A gift with a built-in reaction
For dads, aspiring dads, uncles, teachers, engineers, pun collectors, and committed eye-roll generators.
One recognizable collection
Bold outlines, limited colors, expressive characters, and a retro-cartoon style tie every joke together.
Before you commit to the bit
Questions, answered.
Are these printed on both sides?
Yes. The question and setup illustration appear on the front; the punchline illustration appears on the back.
How do I choose a size?
Open any shirt and use the product-page size guide before ordering. Available sizes and colors are shown for each individual design.
Who are these shirts for?
Anyone who enjoys clean visual puns—but especially dads, future dads, and the people who encourage them.
Can I combine designs for the shipping offer?
Yes. Buy any two or more items and use code iamnotarobot for free shipping on US orders.
Are more jokes coming?
Yes. New designs are in development, including balloons and inflation, a palm tree, sushi meeting a bee, and several other regrettable ideas.
Ready to make strangers roll their eyes?
Choose the joke you are willing to explain at family gatherings, grocery stores, airports, and possibly jury duty.
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